once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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every draw my life ever

  • youtuber: i was born
  • youtuber: i went through troubles
  • youtuber: then i was like youtube
  • youtuber: an i wouldnt be here 2day without u guys
  • youtuber: xoxo subscribe


please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

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reblog if you’re a milf

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rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

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me: *drinks water* health god

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My favorite way to get my greens in…. ✌️ 

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i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

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I get mad. I get sad. I have all those emotions. But I just like to keep them to myself. I don’t think my fans need to be bothered with if I’m mad or sad about something. I should just be concerned that they are keeping up with my music or I’m making them happy with my show.

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everything personal♡

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